The Ottoman That Ate Detroit
The Lawn Chairs are Trouncing My Cousin Leon (translated from the Ukrainian)
How To Train Your Footstool
Night of the Living Bed
Suzie Swallowed the Hassock Again!
and Celebrity Love Seat: My Life on the Red Carpet
– made for some fierce competition. (I feel bad about the way the fashionistas trashed the Love Seat just for wearing a see-through plastic slipcover. The Love Seat was expecting company; what did you expect her to wear? Lighten up.)
The winner of the first Silly Superlative back in 1977 was Taro Gomi’s Everybody Poops, and the award trophy was designed with that book in mind.
It is not a trophy one is eager to display on one’s bookshelf.