Them: Trick or Treat!
Homeowner: Oh, how cunning! What an adorable Tinkerbelle! And such a cute zombie! And, oh! What a creepy William Faulkner! And, behind you, is that big, bad, Ernest Hemingway? Who’s that hiding in the cardboard box at the back? Oh! J. D. Salinger!
At my house, we’ve traditionally given out Oh Henrys and Clark bars on Halloween.
In case you were wondering.