Discussed my next book, tentatively titled The Book that Proves Time Travel Happens, due out from Little, Brown in April of 2015, which only sounds like the far future if you’re mentally sitting at home on Friday, September 8, 1966, watching the premiere of Star Trek, which I perpetually am, communicating only during perceived commercial breaks, which makes conversation spotty. By 2015 we will all have flying cars and people will be reading books by swallowing them as pills, and I expressed the hope that mine would be published as a chewable, since the intended audience is children, but my editor informed me that by 2015 Amazon plans to be selling children’s books in the form of PEZ candy, while offering the proprietary Amazon PEZ dispensers at cost or slightly below in a ploy to corner the market.
Upon returning to the offices of Little, Brown Young Readers, which are made entirely of Legos, - except for the board book section, which is made of Duplos - I was able to secure copies of Paolo Bacigalupi’s Zombie Baseball Beatdown and Karen Harrington’s Courage for Beginners, so I had something to pretend to read on the train while actually watching Spock and Kirk battle salt vampires. Both books look pretty good, though. |